Some pleasant things about woman and men

A funny story or "precepts" about 2 half of a world always originate in daily life experiences. Do you believe it? Reading and contemplating together.

Imaginary mathematic.

Intelligent man plus intelligent woman equals romance

Intelligent man plus stupid woman equals fear

Office sums

Intelligent boss plus intelligent female staff equals profit.

Intelligent boss plus stupid female staff equals output.

Stupid boss plus intelligent female staff equals promotion.

Stupid boss plus stupid female staff equals overtime working.

Calculating when doing shopping.

A man will pay 2 USD for a thing valued 1 USD as long as he need. A woman will pay 1 USD for a thing valued 2 USD though she needs it.

Equation balance and general statistic.

A woman worries about the future till she gets married. A man never worries about the future till he gets married. A man is successful who can earn money much more than the sum his wife save. A successful woman is person who gets a successful man.

Happiness

To have a happiness with a man, you have to understand him much and love him less than. To have happiness with a woman, you have to understand her but do not try to understand all she wants.

Memory

A married man should forget all mistakes or memory with a third person. So, it will not be useful when both remember about that mistakes or memory together.

Appearance

A man gets up and out of bed with cheery mind, attractive face. A woman, with meanings, becomes worse after getting up.

Trends to change

A woman marries a man with hope him changing but it can not.

A man marries a woman with hope her not changing but it also can not.

Arts of negotiation

Woman must be last person who say last words after arguing. Anything man says after last words always start a new argument.